I'm really curious as to why your external drive won't work? I've got lot's of old drives and they all work fine. The only thing I've had so far that wasn't compatible was a web cam, and that's primarily because I went with the 64bit version of Win7.
Do you have access to an xp machine you could make sure your drive is actually still working?
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