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    This Could Be A Sexist Question

    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

    I'm sorry. What was your question? ???
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    And to stay married to my beautiful bride...my response is "Yes Dear"...I always get the last word!
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    And they don't have to be on PMS
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    Don't get me started. How come, since the invention of TP on a roll, has man never figured out how to install it? The prior tube (only there because your wonderful wife finally installed it for you) is NOT a platform for the next roll

    Oh, and someone in my household has switched bathrooms lately because he doesn't appear to know how to change the light bulb in his regular one (true story)...priceless
    Last edited by Sharon Korn; 06-05-2011 at 04:49 AM.

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    how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    none, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharon Korn View Post
    Don't get me started. How come, since the invention of TP on a roll, has man never figured out how to install it? The prior tube (only there because your wonderful wife finally installed it for you) is NOT a platform for the next roll

    Oh, and someone in my household has switched bathrooms lately because he doesn't appear to know how to change the light bulb in his regular one (true story)...priceless
    Why does anyone need light in the bathroom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Burr View Post
    And to stay married to my beautiful bride...my response is "Yes Dear"...I always get the last word!
    Being in a retirement community, my wife caught on to that one long ago. Now, I just say, "Whatever you want.". I only get dirty looks now but the screaming has stopped.
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    I about freaked out last night. When I got out of the shower the wife was doing dishes and cleaned up the kitchen. Wonder what she wants.

    Since I am retired and she works I do the cleaning and the cooking. I refuse to change light bulbs. I have 3 mag lights. Told her she could borrow one if she wanted but to put it back where it belongs when she is done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharon Korn View Post
    has man never figured out how to install it? The prior tube (only there because your wonderful wife finally installed it for you) is NOT a platform for the next roll
    Well, I have figured out how to change it but I rather not do it because she will expect this from me every time. Why spoil her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharon Korn View Post
    Don't get me started. How come, since the invention of TP on a roll, has man never figured out how to install it? The prior tube (only there because your wonderful wife finally installed it for you) is NOT a platform for the next roll

    Oh, and someone in my household has switched bathrooms lately because he doesn't appear to know how to change the light bulb in his regular one (true story)...priceless
    Main reason I don't change the roll, I never learned how as a kid... we never used roll paper... usually the Sears and Roebuck, or the Montegomery Ward catalogs....

    Don't have to worry about the light bulb... we have a skylight in our master bath.
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