David Letterman just did his funny newspaper headlines bit on his show. One was from a city not too far from the city that I live in. Just one more reason why I will be leaving California............
In the Tracy CA. newspaper, as I suppose many do, they have a feature where they ask different flolks the same question and print their answers.
This particular recent question was: What was your favorite Valentines gitft? One man's answer was, "Well, I'd have to say that it was my wife coming home from prison. It really wasn't on Valentines day, but it was close enough".
AAAaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!! I need to move.