Jesus was a Woodworker
"There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward
It could be worse You could be on fire.
Your Respiratory Therapist wears Combat boots
Faith, Hope & Charity
I agree wholeheartedly.
"Individual commitment to a group effort--that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
That'll leave a mark.
That is hilarious.
It is also called, "Sick humor."
It is also called, "The life of Jim Bradley."
First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.
I hate when that happens.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan
Well he certainly didn't have the key to life.
"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart