Jesus was a Woodworker
Faith, Hope & Charity
"Individual commitment to a group effort--that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.” - Chuck Palahniuk
I've actually got one of those and I love it!
Programmer - An organism that turns coffee into software.
If all your friends are exactly like you, What an un-interesting life it must be.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" Ogden Nash
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan
Well I would know what to do with one of the items in the commercial. However the item that is not for sale in a store is quite safe.
First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.