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    Winning the lottery....

    I was sitting on the front porch with a couple of my neighbors drinking some adult beverages when a large flat bed went by loaded down with rolls of freshly cut sod from the turf farm down the road.

    One of my neighbors said, "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery."

    "Do what?" I inquired.

    "Send my grass out to be cut when I'm a millionaire....."

    I may be getting a little older physically but mentally I'm still tarp as a shack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Stafford View Post
    I was sitting on the front porch with a couple of my neighbors drinking some adult beverages when a large flat bed went by loaded down with rolls of freshly cut sod from the turf farm down the road.

    One of my neighbors said, "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery."

    "Do what?" I inquired.

    "Send my grass out to be cut when I'm a millionaire....."


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    I'll be sharing that one, Mike.
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    I'd say that was one or two too many adult beverages. Jim.
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    Now that one made me laugh out loud
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    Great! I needed that today.
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    Good one!


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    I'd like to se a flatbed show up with a lawn mower on on it...put the sod on the bed...mow it and re-lay it...now that's rich!!!
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