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Thread: Something to watch out for if you have a Schnauzer?

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    Dec 2007
    Tellico Plains, Tennessee

    Something to watch out for if you have a Schnauzer?

    My wife got this in an email from a girlfriend....
    My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    The lady went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
    The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week." unquote
    Tellico Plains, TN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Soby View Post
    could not have responded any better

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    NOW THAT"S FUNNY best laugh I have had in some time.....
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    Red Feather Lakes, CO
    Thanks for the belly laugh. I have to share this with the wife.
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