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    Nov 2006
    Mountain Home, Arkansas

    police stop

    I was stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and was asked where I was going at that time of night.
    I replied, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
    The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
    I replied, "That would be my wife."
    "Folks is funny critters."

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    Kansas City, Missouri

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    I'm guessing the officer contributed the Opening Remarks?

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