I only mentioned the blacklight because I figured that as an old stoner, err, rocker, Vaughn would have one laying around, and would be spending tonight wandering around his yard with it!
I stepped on one of those things once... didn't stay on his back very long I was about 10 years old at the time and I still remember how hot that coal was.
there was a very large herd of them migrating under my grandfathers house and across his yard.
I had a pet scorpion (about half this size) years ago while working on a remote job in NM. Caught it in the job trailer, kept it in a jar and fed it spiders every few days. It was cool watching it attack and eat the spider.
Nah dude, they're little bitty land lobsters. We've got 'em all over the place out west. Battered and deep fried, they're delicious. Ask the guy in Ken's video.