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    Saving Social Security and Medicare

    To save the economy, on September 28, 2011, Congress announced that it is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal aliens) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

    Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!

    I started crying when I thought of you guys.



    RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARDS, RUN!!!



    Well... I just didn't want to be on the lam by myself.....
    I may be getting a little older physically but mentally I'm still tarp as a shack.

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    I have already started recieving AARP membership offers and my memory is not that sharp either. I better go hide.
    Chinese Proverb: Man who eats many prunes gets good run for the money.

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    I know a few people who vacation in Mexico. (that is what they will say they won, to get them to drive to them)

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    He who laughs last, thinks slowest

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