To save the economy, on September 28, 2011, Congress announced that it is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal aliens) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!
I started crying when I thought of you guys.
RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARDS, RUN!!!
Well... I just didn't want to be on the lam by myself.....