Since I will be 87 years old Dec. 31, 2011. I can say I have had some experience with women. I really don't think your publication is large enough to contain all of the first chapter.
Too funny, I use that word every day at work. Occasionally I get a stone-faced woman, but it normally gets a warm smile, at which point (if their hubby is right there,) I say 'Uh oh, Sir, that was an Expensive Smile'
Can only agree and Jim i agree with you too. To try and "buy" my wife Jewelry of any kind is equal to trying to drag a Steves Tekke up mount everest literally. But loose your wedding ring and see how fast she has you in a Jewelry store replacing it.