"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart
Faith, Hope & Charity
Have never seen that done before
Anybody can become a woodworker, but only a Craftsmen can hide his mistakes!
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
I guess that is one way to make a salad bowl and then use the shavings as salad.
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day
and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
That's pretty cool. Reminds me of this one:
I've been on the lookout for a nice, symmetrically round pumpkin. I want to do another lathe-carved pumpkin this year. A "Lathe o' Lantern", if you will.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan