Tell a funny shop related story.
I had a friend come to my shop one time & say oh it's dusty. I said yes that's because it's not your living-room it's a shop where there is woodworking going on. At a not to later date I was at a meeting at his house. When he left the room I told the story about his being to my shop to the other mutual friends then proceeded to pull out a pair of my old white military gloves & put one on. I had just wiped a finger of the glove along his coffee table when he walked back into the living-room I held it up & said oh its dusty the look on his face was absolutely hilarious.
"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart