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    Two buddys joke

    Swiped this from another site I visit, is not mine, just made me laugh out loud and didn't know if anyone else needed a good laugh.
    Buddy 1: 'That your dog?'
    Buddy 2: 'Yep.'

    Buddy 1: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
    Buddy 2: 'Dog no talk.'

    Buddy 1: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
    Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
    Buddy 2: (Look of shock!)

    Buddy 1: 'Is this guy your owner?' (Pointing at the
    Buddy 2..)
    Dog: 'Yep.'

    Buddy 1: 'How's he treating you?'
    Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
    food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
    Buddy 2: (Look of total disbelief)

    Buddy 1: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
    Buddy 2: 'Horse no talk.'

    Buddy 1: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
    Horse: 'Cool.'
    Buddy 2: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Buddy 1: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the guy...)
    Horse: 'Yep.'

    Buddy 1: 'How's he treating you?
    Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me,
    brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect
    me from the weather.'
    Buddy 2: (Look of total amazement)

    Buddy 1: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
    Buddy 2: "Sheep Lie."
    Last edited by Jonathan Shively; 11-14-2011 at 03:31 PM.
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    Now that's funny
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    Great one Johnathan thanks for the joke.

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    That gives me quite a chuckle.
    Last edited by ken werner; 11-14-2011 at 06:31 PM.
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    THAT IS TERRIBLE. You made my sides hurt.

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