Two buddys joke

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Swiped this from another site I visit, is not mine, just made me laugh out loud and didn't know if anyone else needed a good laugh.
Buddy 1: 'That your dog?'
Buddy 2: 'Yep.'

Buddy 1: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Buddy 2: 'Dog no talk.'

Buddy 1: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Buddy 2: (Look of shock!)

Buddy 1: 'Is this guy your owner?' (Pointing at the
Buddy 2..)
Dog: 'Yep.'

Buddy 1: 'How's he treating you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Buddy 2: (Look of total disbelief)

Buddy 1: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Buddy 2: 'Horse no talk.'

Buddy 1: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'
Buddy 2: (Extreme look of shock!)

Buddy 1: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the guy...)
Horse: 'Yep.'

Buddy 1: 'How's he treating you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me,
brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect
me from the weather.'
Buddy 2: (Look of total amazement)

Buddy 1: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Buddy 2: "Sheep Lie."
 
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