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    Winky's Baptism

    Winky was a good old country boy, he like to pull the cork every now and then. One Friday nite Winky pulled the cork a couple times to many and passed out on the banks of the river. When Winky woke up he heard singing, The local church was having a baptism and the saints were singing Shall we gather at the river. Winky stood up kinda wobbly and look out in the river and saw the preacher out there. Winky rolled up his pant legs and out in the river he went,right next to the preacher. The preacher smelling and seeing the shape Winky was in , he ask him son do you want to find the Lord,Winky said sure so the preacher dunked him under for 10 sec. Winky came up ,preacher ask him son have you found the lord, Winky said not yet, preacher dunked him under again for 20 sec. Winky came up gasping for air preacher hollered out have you found the lord Winky shook his head no, preacher dunked him under again for 40 sec. pulled him up his eyes were bulging, lips blue, preacher said son have you found the lord yet. Winky spitting water and gasping for breath said NO, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN???????
    Jon

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