A guy walks into a bar with a cat under his arm. He asks the bartender if he and his cat can watch the Army-Navy game as their tv at home broke. The bartender replied "That's fine". Early in the game Army kicks a field goal. The cat walks the entire length of the bar "High 5-ing" everybody. The bartender says "That's neat! What's the cat do if Army scores a touchdown?" The guy replied "I don't know. I've only had the cat for 3 years."
Go Navy! Beat Army!