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    A Different Christmas

    A man calls his son two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; thirty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be in Phoenix tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
    Dan Gonzales
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    Now that's funny. Good one Dan.

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    Good one!
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    Ya got a laugh out of me and Myrna.

    This joke passes the CofC of Family Woodworking. However, Does it pass the CofC of your wife????

    Enjoy,

    Jim
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    yes dan that is a great one
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    That's fantastic. I gotta try it
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    A golden oldie!!
    Jon

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