the one on the far right might be ok does she cook and clean well
If in Doubt, Build it Stout!
One hand washes the other!
Don't put off today till tomorrow!
After looking at that, I think I shall pour myself another.
If you don't take pride in your work, life get's pretty boring.
Rule of thumb is if you donít know what tool to buy next, then you probably donít need it yet.
I'd have a bottle hidden in every room
Faith, Hope & Charity
Hey, watch it! You could be talking bad about someone's mother. Someone's UGLY mother, but still.
I'm afraid I'd have to start drinking all over again if I woke up next to any of those ladies.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan
Now that is scarry!
First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.
the picture should read "10 reason why prohibition failed.
"Thereís a lot of work being done today that doesnít have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesnít have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward