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Thread: Cowboy Chili

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Cowboy Chili

    A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Plentywood, Montana . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, If you aint gonna eat that, mind if I do? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, Nah, you go ahead.

    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and

    slides the bowl over to his place

    and starts spooning it in

    with delight. He gets

    nearly down to the bottom and notices

    a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very

    shocking and he immediately barfs up

    the chili, back into the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, Yep, thats as far as I got, too.

    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
    The Pessimist complains about the wind; The Optimist expects it to change;The Realist adjusts the sails.~ William Arthur Ward

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Thomasville, GA
    Well, that's a northern cowpoke for ya!
    Bill Arnold
    Citizen of Texas residing in Georgia.
    NRA Life Member
    Member of Mensa
    Live every day like it's your last, but don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

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    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Outside the beltway
    thats as bad and the kid who was thinking he was going to sneak a buddy's beer and took a big hit and realized the bottle was his buddy's dip spit bottle.

    You just don't eat or drink from another plate of glass.
    I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
    ::: Andrew Wyeth :::

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