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Thread: Modern technology meets age cunning & humor

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    Nov 2006
    Oak Harbor Washington on Whidbey Island

    Modern technology meets age cunning & humor

    Two women from the city and an older lady from the country were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," the woman said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang, the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When finished, she explained that it was her mobile phone, "I have a microchip in my hand," she said. The older woman from the country felt very technically challenged. She decided she had to do something impressive, so she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom, returning with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. Finally the older woman said
    "Well, well, well ....will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
    "If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart

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    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Oceanside, So. Calif. 5 mi. to the ocean
    That's a crappy joke.

    Butt I laughed anyway.


    First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.

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    Amherst, New Hampshire
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