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    to funny

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularlydirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars fordinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I giveyou this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?""No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied."Will you spend this to go fishing*instead of*food?" theman asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't fished*in*20 years!""Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead,I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by mywife"The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you fordoing that?The man replied, "That's okay.* It's important for her to see what aman looks like after he has given up drinking and fishing."*
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    Now, that's funny
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    Sure glad I didn't have a cracked rib to hurt when I laughed so hard.

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    ..................gone fishing.
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