Ya just had to bring up Golf.
Bein' in the sales business, I found myself on many nice AND hard to play golf courses.
During these tournaments, scrambles, and other games, they usually had two Par 5 holes marked as "longest drive"
This particular time, the first par five was "longest Drive" - I killed my drive and moved the stake out to my ball - a little over 300 yds - this WAS in my younger days. The second Par 5 was marked "shortest Drive" and the flag was about 10 yards off the tee. As I get ready to tee off I jokingly say"There ain't NO way I'm winnin' this prize!" As you have already guessed, i DID win the prize. An 80.00 Putter. The length of my drive was15 ft and didn't make it off the tee. I hit under the ball and sent it almost straight in the air. Go figure!
Bruce Shiverdecker - Retired Starving Artist ( No longer a Part timer at Woodcraft, Peoria, Il.)
"The great thing about turning is that all you have to do is remove what's not needed and you have something beautiful. Nature does the hard part!"