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    Never Argue with a Woman

    Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
    cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
    and begins to read her book.
    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

    'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
    For all I know you could start at any moment.
    I'll have to arrest you and take you to the police station.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

    'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
    For all I know you could start at any moment.'

    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

    MORAL :
    Never argue with a woman who reads.
    It's likely she can also think.
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
    "If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart

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    Ha, ha, ha! ...I try hard to never argue with any woman whether she can read or not. "yes, dear" or "yes, mam" are usually the path of least resistance....being the good little electron that I am, I follow that path!
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