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    Oct 2006
    ABQ NM

    Brothel Parrot

    [Blatantly stolen from another forum...]

    A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    'Why so little?,' she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls.'

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said, 'Hi Keith!'
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    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    May 2007
    Kansas City, Missouri

    To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” – Robert Brault

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    Dec 2008
    Santa Claus, In
    Poor Keith
    If you don't take pride in your work, life get's pretty boring.

    Rule of thumb is if you don’t know what tool to buy next, then you probably don’t need it yet.

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    Jun 2008
    GTA Ontario Canada
    Poor Keith is right. Goo goo goooooood wun Vaughn.

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    Jul 2007
    DSM, IA
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