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    Pirate joke

    Okay, Vaughn's posting of the parrot story inspired me to tell this joke:

    How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?










    Oh, about a buccaneer.


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    Now that's pretty funny Mike..

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    I think it was about 20 bucks an ear when I had mine done, but then again, I'm no pirate. They must charge hippies extra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
    I think it was about 20 bucks an ear when I had mine done, but then again, I'm no pirate. They must charge hippies extra.
    Is it because the hippies hips are up around their ears & they walk funny too?
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    Good one Mike.
    cheers

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