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Thread: I was just following instructions

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Spitting distance north of Detroit Michigan

    I was just following instructions

    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

    When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok,
    I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
    I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

  2. #2
    Funny Funny Funny

    I had to send this to some friends

    Yes I have a few friends

    Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it
    still sings!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Billings Missouri near Springfield Mo
    Yeah ya do Buddy
    A Turn N Time
    Components for John Smith Organs and the Hobby Organ Builder

    Frog Pond Guitars

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    No, not all of SoCal is Los Angeles!
    Good job! I gave up following instructions when the truck in front of me said "RAM", so I did.
    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
    - Arthur C. Clarke

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Spitting distance north of Detroit Michigan

    we are not alone & some folks just don't see the humor in it

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  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    GTA Ontario Canada

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