I was just following instructions

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok,
I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
 
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