...and run like.....a gazelle!
Citizen of Texas residing in Georgia.
NRA Life Member
Member of Mensa
Live every day like it's your last, but don't forget to stop and smell the roses.
I see a flying rolling pin heading my way
Faith, Hope & Charity
it may be safer to walk in front of a moving bus.
Human Test Dummy
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan
I don't move fast enough to give her that!
The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA
Everyone is a self-made person.
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln
I'm in trouble already just because i read this thread!! Thanks frank! :P
This thread has so many openers for gag lines that I am just going to pass.
First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.
A judge in divorce court would have no sympathy after 44 years....
I only fix the washing machine i dont know how to use it.