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  1. #1
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    Oak Harbor Washington on Whidbey Island

    Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

    Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

    When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large andempty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with

    golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.

    They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the

    golf balls.

    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

    They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

    Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

    He asked once more if the jar was full?

    The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

    The professor then produced two beers (Coors light) from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

    The students laughed!

    'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

    The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car..

    The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

    'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

    The same goes for life.

    If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

    Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

    Spend time with your children.

    Spend time with your parents.

    Visit with grandparents.

    Take your spouse out to dinner.

    Play another 18 holes of golf.

    There will always be time to clean the house, fix the disposal or deal with things from your job.

    Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

    Set your priorities.

    The rest is just sand.

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

    The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

    The beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers with a friend.
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
    "If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart

  2. #2
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    Nov 2006
    Rochester Hills, MI
    You have NO IDEA what this means to me right now and how appropriate it is!
    "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten"

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    Nov 2006
    London, Ontario
    I heard this a few years ago in a different form attributed to Stephen R Covey: (Covey wrote the "seven habits..." books, and is part of the Franklin Covey organizer company, AFAIK.)

    The beer version is not bad, though...
    There's usually more than one way to do it... ........

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    Jun 2007
    Oceanside, So. Calif. 5 mi. to the ocean
    I think it is a GREAT story, no matter what the source.

    It really makes a lot of sense.


    First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.

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