When my brother's oldest girl was about 4 or 5, her mom took her to "Big" church for the first time. Kelly was good for a few minutes, then starts making noise and being the typical kid. Beckey told her to be quiet, this was Jesus' church. That worked for a few minutes, then
Kelly starts in again. Becky shushed her and reminded her that this was Jesus' church and she needed to be quiet. Again this lasted for a few minutes, and there she goes again. Becky repeats her warning and Kelly stood up on the pew, looked around the church a couple times, then said, in a volume that only a child could use, "I don't see Jesus....Did he have to go to the bathroom?" Brought the whole church down! Jim.
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