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    With apologies to Walt Disney.. Pun for Stu

    King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of
    war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the
    Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
    Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus
    said,
    "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars
    for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"
    Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you
    are."

    ----

    bonus pun:

    A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered
    dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of
    seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go
    out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on
    the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
    Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
    gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises
    -Ned

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    Those are good Ned, really Punny!!
    The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
    William Arthur Ward

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    Ouch, my ears hurt.
    “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.” - Chuck Palahniuk

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