Thanks, guys. Back at the library though. Called in the pros. They are coming on Monday. I WILL have a reliable WiFi or die in the attempt. This is nuts!
Darren, I got the booster thing we talked about a few months ago, but have never gotten it working. The trouble shooting guide suggests I now need a external antennae, but gave multiple suggestions. Also, on Monday, I am moving the rig to the highest end of the campground and will boost the receiver height another ten feet. I am determined to snag a signal from somewhere!
Now if I could rid of the cough....