Bart Leetch
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John decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in his shop, turning some wood on a new lathe that he had bought.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks …
“Honey, I’ve been thinking … now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit woodworking. Maybe you should …sell all your tools.”
John gets this horrified look on his face!
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
John replies, “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife?!!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!!!”
John continues turning & responds, “I wasn’
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks …
“Honey, I’ve been thinking … now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit woodworking. Maybe you should …sell all your tools.”
John gets this horrified look on his face!
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
John replies, “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife?!!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!!!”
John continues turning & responds, “I wasn’