John decided to tie the knot
John decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was in his shop, turning some wood on a new lathe that he had bought.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks …
“Honey, I’ve been thinking … now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit woodworking. Maybe you should …sell all your tools.”
John gets this horrified look on his face!
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
John replies, “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife?!!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!!!”
John continues turning & responds, “I wasn’
"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart