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    A Few Truths

    Impossibilities

    1. You can't count your hair.
    2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3. You can't breathe when your tongue is sticking out.
    4. Put your tongue back in, fool.

    Things I Know About You

    1. You are reading this.
    2. You are human.
    3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
    4. You just attempted to do it.
    6. You are laughing at yourself.
    7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped #5 on this list.
    8. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
    9. You are laughing again.
    10. You are probably going to send this to others to see who else falls for it.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
    When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

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    Yep where's #5

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    3. You can't breathe when your tongue is sticking out.

    Yes I can. Just tried.

    4. Put your tongue back in, fool.

    Whoops.



    1. You are reading this.
    2. You are human.
    3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.

    Wow. You're right!.

    4. You just attempted to do it.

    Whoops.

    6. You are laughing at yourself.

    Yes. Yes I am.

    Thanks for the smiles!

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    Number 10 is a yes for sure
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughn McMillan View Post
    Impossibilities

    1. You can't count your hair.
    I was going to claim that some folks had a good chance at that one, but then remembered the nose and ears and gave it up for a lost cause.....

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    11. You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze. If you try, your eyes will pop out.
    Cheers,
    Roger


    The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA

    Everyone is a self-made person.

    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln

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    All I can say is, "THANKS Vaughn!"

    I have a stupid grin on my face and I am chuckle'n.

    Enjoy (You deserve to after that one.)
    JimB
    First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.
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    Your right Vaughn. LAM
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    Wow, you know me so well, as well as the other dozen people I sent it to.
    Darren

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    12. You can't lick your elbow.
    13. You tried, anyway.
    Cheers,
    Roger


    The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA

    Everyone is a self-made person.

    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln

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