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    A Cowboy's Guide To Life

    A Cowboy's Guide to Life

    Never squat with your spurs on.

    There are two theories to arguing with a woman; neither one works.

    Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

    If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

    After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
    He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
    The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

    It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

    Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

    Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.

    Always drink upstream from the herd.

    Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

    If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

    When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

    When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

    Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

    Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

    The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

    Never miss a good chance to shut up.
    Jesus was a Woodworker

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    The last one is my favorite and one rule I should adhere to more often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenn bradley View Post
    The last one is my favorite and one rule I should adhere to more often.
    Yes, "A closed mouth gathers no foot"
    Jesus was a Woodworker

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    Quote Originally Posted by glenn bradley View Post
    The last one is my favorite and one rule I should adhere to more often.
    Glenn, compared to me you are an amateur on needing that one.

    Enjoy,
    Dad

    Dan, thanks for sending the list. It gave Myrna and me some morning laughs.

    Enjoy,
    JimB
    First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.
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