I was just watching this interview/conversation with Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters when Jamie launches into this story about using a tablesaw to craft a sword out of aluminum...
Okay, after a huge pain, I THINK I got the embedding correct: The link should take you to the 31:50 minute mark of the video. J
Warning: there is one muttered non-family-friendly word very soon after that point)
The way he describes using the tablesaw is both hilarious and cringeworthy. It's right in the middle of their discussion about liking good tools and the like.
None of the video up until that point has anything to do with woodworking, by the way.