I sold a couple of AR lowers recently. There was an e-mail saying the buyer had some questions but not asking any, not quite right but I went on and replied. These are the follow-up e-mails. Should I tell anyone else inquiring that these are sold?
Thanks for your swift message, I'm really sorry for my late response towards this message, I'm Okay with the condition and price. I will add extra $10 to your asking price to ensure the sale is complete, I'm here to let you know, that I cannot afford to loose this ' AR lower ad ' from you, I want to be the new owner, Please Consider it SOLD Already to me, and do not sell it to another person.
I will be sending you a Instant Payment by my Monthly Pay Day Canada Bank Draft, Cashier's Bank Check, or Post Money Order, when you get it clears into your account, then my Local Movers Collector will come and pick up the Item from you. I am so sorry that I'm unable to come and take a look at this Item, it was due to my Vacation and my location is very far, but am sure it is in good condition as you have claimed.
Send me your details for the Payment below such as:
Your Full Name on the Payment#
Your Full Contact Address#
Your Postal Code#
Your State/City #
Total Selling Price#
Your Home Phone Num#
Your Office Phone Num#
Please get back to me with the requested details so that the payment can be send to you as soon as possible, I await your reply soon.
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Sorry, I only accept cash payments, preferably in Confederate dollars. Please send the funds to me care of:
Captain Edward Norton
Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff Office, Bunco Division
101 Campo LN
Amite, LA 70422
The captain is my favorite nephew and will let me know as soon as the funds arrive. Once they have cleared I will deliver the AR lowers to him at the sheriff's office and you or your representative can pick them up whenever convenient. It might take a little while to process paperwork so be prepared for a several day stay. Clothes will be provided but I recommend bringing personal toiletries.
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I know I shouldn't mess with these folks but had to make a little of my own fun in the wee hours of the night. Captain Ed Norton doesn't exist, a tribute to Jackie Gleason's buddy on the Honeymooners. The street address for the police station is correct. Don't know if anyone calls it a bunco division anymore.