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Thread: Buying a new car in Russia

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    Nov 2006
    Oak Harbor Washington on Whidbey Island

    Buying a new car in Russia

    In Russia you pay up front for your new car & the wait is 10 years for delivery. So the guy goes in to pay for his new car, he pays & gets his receipt & then asks whether the appointment to pick up the car will be in the morning or afternoon. The man that took his money laughs & asks why do you care that's 10 years away. The man reply's because the plumber comes in the morning
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
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    St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
    Grooooooan! I didn't see that coming. I thought the punchline would have something to do with an undertaker.

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    Oceanside, So. Calif. 5 mi. to the ocean
    Dang! I'm getting slow. I had to read it twice. Remember, Don't get old. Your brains leak out.

    First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.

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