INVESTMENT TIPS FOR 2014

Dan Mooney

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For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2014:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM-Good.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

And finally....
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
 
:rofl: I'm all too familiar with funny names....my next door neighbors Mother made a comment to her, that she was hiring a local guy to build her a display case. So my neighbor said "Kenny Cook?" to which her mom replied..." I don't know and don't care, just want a case built" :knock:
 
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