We now come to the part of the show called "If it ain't broke, you're not trying!"
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
There's only two things that excite a man, expensive toys and real expensive toys.
The Red Green Show is kind of like the flu; not everybody gets it.
Red Green: [advice on why not to re-marry] She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!
Quando, Omni, Flunkus, Moritadi.
When the going gets tough, switch to power tools.
Be generous with the duct tape, you know; spare the duct tape, spoil the job.
"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart