First of all you have to be smarter than the machine.
Faith, Hope & Charity
The chicken made a contribution to breakfast the hog made a life time commitment.
"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart
Could have save shipping by buying a laying chicken.
The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA
Everyone is a self-made person.
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln