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Thread: (Woodworking Jokes) Charged with murder

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    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Oak Harbor Washington on Whidbey Island

    (Woodworking Jokes) Charged with murder

    A man was charged with murdering the victim using sandpaper. His response was to be honest I only meant to rough him up a bit.
    "Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
    "If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart

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    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    ABQ NM
    Wasn't that a scene from some famous John Wayne movie?

    Oh yeah...True Grit.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
    When the weird get going, they start their own forum. - Vaughn McMillan

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    Syracuse, Nebraska
    That rubbed me the wrong way.

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