Wow so glad I'm not a lawyer...
Although it is somewhat distressingly reminiscent of certain conversations at work.
Me: That's not a fooble, this is a fooble. The thing you are talking about is blah.
Them: Yeah so I'm trying to move the foobles to the thingies.
Me: Ummm yeah so those aren't foobles... I don't understand how you're trying to do anything with foobles with that command it only does things with blahs.
Them: Are you sure? we all call them foobles?
Me: No they're not foobles and you can't move foobles to the thingies that won't ever work, only blahs can be moved to the thingies.
Them: Well we really need to get these foobles over the the blahs with the thingies its holding up our project.
Me: Aaaaargh! Can you just paste the actual command you ran into the bug?