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Thread: A Few Smiles

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    A Few Smiles

    When you find a big kettle of crazy, itís best not to stir it.
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    Some people are such treasures, that you just want to bury them.
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    Iím not weird, Iím a limited edition.
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    My train of thought derailed, there were no survivors.
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    We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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    The sole purpose of a childís middle name, is so he can tell when heís really in trouble.
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    You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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    If winning isnít everything why do they keep score?
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    Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldnít have said.
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    I married Miss Right. I just didnít know her first name was Always.
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    Vegetarian: Native American word for ďlousy hunterĒ.
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    Materialism: buying things we donít need with money we donít have to impress people that donít matter.
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    People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
    Jesus was a Woodworker

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    "We the People ......"

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    "I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition."

    I got dibs!
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    Some say the land of milk and honey; others say the land of fruits and nuts. All together my sort of heaven.

    Power is not taken. It is given. Who have you given yours to? Hmmmm?

    Carol Reed

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