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    brutal torture!

    A long time ago, I was kidnapped and brutally tortured. My life was threatened and I was brought to the brink of death. Do you know what that’s like? Six men accosted me, chained me to a tree as I walked home. They said they’d tell me ten puns to dictate my future. If I survived, then I was free to go. They told me no one had ever lived through them, they assured me I would die. They laughed when they said that, stared straight in my eyes and pulled the chain tighter to keep me from squirming. Then they began. Each pun was said with hate, each one meant to kill me. Yet in the end, no pun in ten did.

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    Reading that punch line was the worst torture I've suffered this week!
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    You should get a concealed carry permit.

    Where are we going with this? Is this the setup for a joke, or some kind of real life thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Tulk View Post
    Reading that punch line was the worst torture I've suffered this week!
    Can't say you weren't adequately warned

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott R Smith View Post
    Where are we going with this? Is this the setup for a joke, or some kind of real life thing?
    Sorry, read all the way to the end of that one one more time! The punching line has already been delivered.

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    After that you deserve to be bitten by Damsel Flies!
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    It was pretty easy even for a foreigner like me. At least this one I caught it! Thanks
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    That was so funny ..... I think.
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