brutal torture!

Ryan Mooney · Jun 3, 2014

A long time ago, I was kidnapped and brutally tortured. My life was threatened and I was brought to the brink of death. Do you know what that’s like? Six men accosted me, chained me to a tree as I walked home. They said they’d tell me ten puns to dictate my future. If I survived, then I was free to go. They told me no one had ever lived through them, they assured me I would die. They laughed when they said that, stared straight in my eyes and pulled the chain tighter to keep me from squirming. Then they began. Each pun was said with hate, each one meant to kill me. Yet in the end, no pun in ten did.

Roger Tulk · Jun 3, 2014

Reading that punch line was the worst torture I've suffered this week!

Scott R Smith · Jun 4, 2014

You should get a concealed carry permit.

Where are we going with this? Is this the setup for a joke, or some kind of real life thing?

Ryan Mooney · Jun 4, 2014

Roger Tulk said:
Reading that punch line was the worst torture I've suffered this week!

Can't say you weren't adequately warned :rofl:

Scott R Smith said:
Where are we going with this? Is this the setup for a joke, or some kind of real life thing?

Sorry, read all the way to the end of that one one more time! The punching line has already been delivered.

Dan Mooney · Jun 4, 2014

After that you deserve to be bitten by Damsel Flies! :rofl:

Bob Gibson · Jun 4, 2014

Toni Ciuraneta · Jun 4, 2014

It was pretty easy even for a foreigner like me. At least this one I caught it! Thanks

Al Launier · Jun 4, 2014

That was so funny ..... I think. :huh:

Dave Hawksford · Jun 4, 2014

You should be made to stand in a room with Monk's "The Scream" painting.

Vaughn McMillan · Jun 4, 2014

Jim Burr · Jun 4, 2014

I need a beer after that

Ryan Mooney · Jun 4, 2014

Jim Burr said:
I need a beer after that

Its just vaguely possible that I had a beer before that :beer:

Proactive planning always the best strategy!

Jim C Bradley · Jun 5, 2014

I am a celiac (gluten intolerant) and most alcohol is not good for me. But after that I may give it a shot.

Enjoy,
JimB

Roger Tulk · Jun 5, 2014

Once a pun a time...

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