I had a first last night. I stopped to buy gas on the way home from my pool league match, and the 30 to 40 year old lady behind the counter complimented me on my hair. She said "I almost never see an elderly gentleman with long hair anymore". Really? Elderly?? Gentleman??? I was gonna get all up in her face to set her straight, but along the way up to the counter I tripped over my walker and soiled my Depends.