What is up with this infant?
Just to be clear, she is our first child, my parents first grandchild, my wifes first grandchild and also her grandmothers first great-grandchild. That is a long way of saying her trainbox is overloaded with the most expensive, electronic, noise-making, plastic injected molded toys to ever come out of a toy factory.
So what is her favorite toys? These...
An empty 20 oz water bottle filled with a few peanuts for noise
A small tin bucket
Napkins (she tears them into shreds)
Our computers mouse pad?????
I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"