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Thread: The rules

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    The rules

    1. The female always makes the rules.

    2. The rules can change without notice.

    3. Males can't know the rules.

    4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
    immediately change some of the rules.

    5. The female never bears the blame for being wrong.

    6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
    misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the male
    did or said which was wrong.

    7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize for causing the

    8. The female can change her mind.

    9. The male must never change his mind without the consent of the female.

    10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

    11. The male must always remain calm unless the female wants him to
    be angry or upset.

    12. The female must never let the male know whether or not she wants
    him to be angry or upset.

    13. If the female has PMS, there are no rules.

    14. The male cannot diagnose PMS.
    Oh and a side note the Doctor the the swelling in my eye will go down in a ew days and I really didn't need that extra putter.
    Last edited by Don Baer; 08-16-2014 at 10:38 PM.
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Independence MO
    Planning on getting another thread closed and locked, are we?

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
    10a. The male has no right to know why the female is upset or angry. He should know already.

    The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA

    Everyone is a self-made person.

    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    falcon heights, minnesota
    you forgot 13a, subsection d, if she has cms (2 weeks before, 1 week during, and 2 weeks after), all bets are off....
    benedictione omnes bene

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  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    I raised 5 daughters. I can testify that all are absolutely true
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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